You’re not here to see me say some long and trite introduction to this article. You’re also not here to have an intellectual discussion on the female form. And I am almost positively 100% sure that you are probably waiting for a dungeon/pvp queue to pop, at work, or just plain bored and would like to ogle at pretty ladies. I’m also pretty sure that a lot of you will want to verbally hurt me due to the list not fitting your taste. So, without further ado, here’s our top 10!
10. My Pretty Henchman, Nika – Guild Wars
I considered Eve for this spot, but we already have someone undead themed
Nika, the official mascot of the Guild Wars Factions expansion, is an assassin hailing from the continent of Cantha. Donned in her sleek, leather armor, she showed us the ways of the then-new class with her ferocious bare midriff and sexy poses. Truth be told, I made an assassin right off the bat when it was available because I thought that there’d be some unique interactions with her. It really sucked to find out that she had only a small role in the story and was relegated to henchman later in the game; such a complete waste of an excellent character.
9. Too Many Girls, So Little Clothes – Scarlet Blade
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If this is the first time you’ve heard of Scarlet Blade, then to answer your question, yes, this is an MMO. I’ve got to admit, it was pretty damned hard to find a screenshot for this entry that was safe for work and sexy enough to prove the point. With an almost exclusive female cast, Scarlet Blade offers this kind of lewd aesthete and it only gets racier. This game just screams out “sex” that oozes from every virtual pore and the sexiness is only limited to the adult gamer with a lack of in-game imagination. Or clothes. I was pretty hesitant at first to put the girls of Scarlet Blade on the list, but a game whose focus is just the sex appeal, I’d be hard-pressed not to mention it. I couldn’t bear to place these babes higher because they’re just too straightforward; sexy really isn’t sexy if you’ve nothing to hide in the first place, but they’re way good enough to make anyone’s list.
8. Irine: I Wish I Was A Bear – Dragon Nest
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Events Planner Irine in Dragon Nest is one of the first NPCs you would ever meet and you’d either be annoyed or charmed by this perky girl. She gets you to do some quest and some other things we didn’t bother remembering because every time I talked to her, bears were the only things I saw. Yes, the image depicted should be enough to understand that.
Her "motif", if you will, changed every so often and ranges from other various animals, like cats and wolves, to random foodstuffs. Now, I can't look at normal things without thinking of panties.I don’t know what possessed the developers in making her skirt flit up with every conversation, but I’m not complaining. I’ve spoken to her so many times just to be a perv, and I managed to memorize everything she said because of that. If you ever do get to meet Irine, go on and greet her; it'll be fun.
7. "Tour Guide" Jillaina – Everquest Next
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Sure, the game isn’t even released yet, but Jillaina has certainly captured the hearts of many gamers that first saw her in Everquest Next’s debut. As one-half of the gameplay preview team (I forget the lion guy because he ain’t hot), she showed us a lot of what we can expect from the game, which made her even hotter. Hey, it’s a really cute girl that’s basically encouraging us to waste our time playing games; doesn’t get any better than that. But maybe the best thing she showed us was the cutely diverse expressions she is capable of and the badassery of her human-maging with all the floating and parkour to boot. I know that she’s only there as an example of Everquest Next’s capabilities, I’d still be pretty bummed if they didn’t turn her into a real character. But if Everquest’s character creation is really that amazing, I’d be excited to see what other possibilities could be had. I’ve never played any Everquest title before, but because of Jillaina, I’m more than interested now.
6. Jaina Proudmoore
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Yeah, she’s here, because she is, indeed, a babe. Hailing from Warcraft III, she had her life shattered when her boyfriend, Arthas Menethil, turned into the undead, bug-loving, armor-plated, Frostmourne-wielding Lich King. Jaina would then go on to have more disappointments and disasters in her life where she would steadily turn from an innocent and studious girl into a bonafide ice queen (with even her hair and eyes turning white, as seen above).
But even with all the hardships and ordeals she’s been through, Jaina found it important to keep herself as lovely as the day we all first met her. Hell, she even changed her voice a few times and I have to say that it just gets more and more attractive. I wonder if making out with members of dragonflights does that.
5. Song-Maiden, Sona – League of Legends
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Don’t get me wrong here; I’m not saying that Sona is the hottest in LoL, but due to the immense number of female heroes, this article would NEVER get done. Sona makes the list because she’s been an old mainstay from the earlier years of LoL and she has always charmed every newbie, regardless of the time period they started. With her huge… harp-piano thing, she captivates any and all who see this blue-haired beauty. I never figured out how to use her, but that’s mainly because I didn’t want her to get hurt since I feed the enemy team too often. Sona should always be carrying carries and winning games to match her stunning looks.
4. Crazy for Castanics! (And everything else!) - TERA
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Ok, I get it; it’s pretty lame that there’s another “Every Female in X Game” entry in here, but considering how extensive Bluehole Studio marketed their game with the use of all those voluptuous, seductive, and scantily-clad females, this entry just became a must. Unlike Scarlet Blade, these babes still have the decency to cover their saucy bits, albeit in the most minimal way possible, exuding a notable nobility and class. Also, unlike Scarlet Blade, I don’t think it was the purely perverted intention of Bluehole to make these fine creatures so attractive, but only by the influence of TERA’s theme and art style did this come into existence, or I may just be pulling a lot of crap out of my ass to say something about this entry. Oh, who am I kidding? They’re hot and, for whatever real reason they designed the girls this way, I don’t really give a damn.
I’d also like to add that it’s cool if you think that the Elins are part of this entry, but it’s just a wee bit creepy if you consider that they look like nine-year olds. But whatever floats your boat, buddy. I ain’t judging you.
3. Minfillia: Elegance Reborn
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This gorgeous mademoiselle hails from the equally gorgeous world of Final Fantasy XIV. As one of the primary story lead and player-orderer-arounder, Minfillia managed to capture the attention of every single person that came into contact with her. With her alluring raiment, demure attitude, a sweet voice, and her assets, there’s no escaping the charm of the head of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn.
However, Lady Minfillia wasn’t always this hot; before A Realm Reborn, she was quite the unmemorable NPC. Sure, she was important in the story, but if I could sum up what she was back then, it’d be meh. She showed us all, though, that with a little determination, exercise, a good diet, and an entirely new development team, you too could become a shining and radiant Hyur-female beauty of Hydaelyn.
2. Alexstrasza, Ysera, and Sylvanas: A Holy Trinity – World of Warcraft
I guess you were all expecting this, but who wouldn’t include these lovely ladies from World of Warcraft on a hottest list? I wanted to make separate entries for them, but I wouldn’t want to overwhelm this list with WoW characters. That would just be stupid. Besides, given that these three share the same base model in-game, I’d say they were similar enough. Similarly hot, that is.
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Alexstrasza, the queen of the dragonflight, is as hot as they come, along with her younger and arguably hotter sister, Ysera, make all the nerds and manly men/women mindlessly drool and cause a lot of (wet) Emerald Dreams. Of course, we can’t forget the borderline-necrophilia attraction we all have for Sylvanas Windrunner, who rules the forsaken as the Dark Lady, who was a High Elf in life and then turned into a banshee by Arthas through the events of Warcraft III. But Sylvanas decided that being a frightening, ghostly visage of horror from beyond the icy grave didn’t quite take to her aesthetic, she then “possessed” her own corpse to kind of come back to life/undeath/whatever. We got to thank her for that.
1. The Elusive Shae Vizla - Star Wars: The Old Republic
Now, now, stop yelling at your monitor. The list, nor I, cares about what you think of the game these babes come from. We’re here to celebrate the memorable women from those games. With that said, Shae Vizla is one of those very mysterious beauties that continue to elude the general population. Considering that Bioware had promoted SWTOR fervently with Shae’s likeness everywhere, it was so surprising to find out that she did not even appear in the actual game up to this date. This fiery redhead, in her fully functional suit of bounty hunting awesomeness, showed us that you don’t need an even remotely revealing outfit to look damned good. All she really needs are her gadgets, her natural beauty, and her mystique, and she’s more than capable enough to steal your heart away. At gunpoint. And probably with a vibroknife.